Facebook Ditty

Facebook Facebook on the phone
What's on his activity log?
Facebook Facebook feed my ego
Let me go sign to his account-
Was I the object of his search?
My friends perhaps, my coveted pic?
I've asked all to block away his painful misery.

Facebook Facebook on the phone
How well does my vanity fit?
Am I still the center of his world?
Will he write me another ditty?
Am I still his fair and pretty?

Oh Facebook Facebook on the phone
Is he still lusting after my bone?
Don't want him knowing I bend over
For my new 'exotic' lover.
Oh Facebook Facebook burning bright
In the forests of delights
Can you tell me, tell me please
Will the exotic one smack and piss on me?
Oh Facebook Facebook what to do
Can I keep the Guido too?
Will the new lover agree
To have a loving group of three?

Oh Facebook Facebook I'm too precious
I can't deal with all this pressure!
I need to go get an operation ...

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