trolling chelsea starbucks

so there can be something gay about starbucks!!
the kick of caffeine aside--
take the 8th and 16th chelsea starbucks location
large display windows to look in and out of
sitting by the windows, passersby will stand and fix their hair, makeup, check their teeth, their pecs, arms, etc
and the boys will check out their own asses, or lack thereof, as they flash through the window reflections
all while I sip my coffee, the momentary happiness of sugar and caffeine and the occasional eye-candy 

muscle boys catwalk out of this or that gym
bundles of testosterone and steroid supplements
tightly wrapped in some fashionable red, blue, pink outfit
purchased down the block's boutique--
the window affords them a captive audience

(in and out, the muscle sipping coffee
laptops, tablets, phablet, free wifi, connect
charge, recharge the device--its juice's run out)

and i, i just enjoy the furtive looks of some clean cut white gay boy
who feels a guilty pleasure to be gawking at an almost out of shape latin daddy
safely out of reach behind the starbucks display case {read window}
a little fantasy brought to you by your neighborhood starbucks