the gay mating game -- little satire
let's start with the easy ones, ok?
if you're femme and a bottom with a bubble butt, you got it made, for the most part. In the dating game there are many a butch guy who likes his bottom femme--and you will be easy to identify.
If you're a femme top, well, good luck. Apparently no bottom wants to be mounted by a feminine man--with the few exceptions--so you have to sift through the piles.
If you're a butch, smack'em top-well, another easy one... bottoms a plenty for you--unless you have a small cock... and then your choices dwindle ... Same goes for the "straight on the DL" bunch -- you'll have plenty of use'em and dump'em bottoms lined up for the chance ...
If you're naturally masculine and a top and hung, again, easy as pie ... bottoms a plenty ... unless you're a sensitive guy or are looking for romance ... then your choices dwindle a bit ... bottoms seem to want the "manly asshole top"--and by manly-man we mean sexually selfish a-hole ... and any show of sensitivity or affection, if not seen as weakness or "passivity", has to be behind closed doors ...the manly man who is always in control and the submissive female wifey waiting to be used & dominated ... so you play the game if you want to get laid
If you're a butch bottom, hung or not, also a good chance you'll have your fill of men-no pun intended-as long as you have the bubble butt ... . A plus if you're a submissive ... and then you definitely have the wining ticket.
Then comes the body ... the 5-days a week gym body will get you a line at the door, particularly in NYC, top or bottom ... anything other than that, and you have to go into the more rough and scruff niche -- the specialty groups-- bears, cubs, otters, and the rest of the fauna ... I'm not familiar with all the vocabulary.
If you get past the physical stereotypes, and the role play, then comes the emotional maturity issue ...wait for my next episode--the uncut version of the gay mating ...
In the meantime men, go kiss some frogs ...
if you're femme and a bottom with a bubble butt, you got it made, for the most part. In the dating game there are many a butch guy who likes his bottom femme--and you will be easy to identify.
If you're a femme top, well, good luck. Apparently no bottom wants to be mounted by a feminine man--with the few exceptions--so you have to sift through the piles.
If you're a butch, smack'em top-well, another easy one... bottoms a plenty for you--unless you have a small cock... and then your choices dwindle ... Same goes for the "straight on the DL" bunch -- you'll have plenty of use'em and dump'em bottoms lined up for the chance ...
If you're naturally masculine and a top and hung, again, easy as pie ... bottoms a plenty ... unless you're a sensitive guy or are looking for romance ... then your choices dwindle a bit ... bottoms seem to want the "manly asshole top"--and by manly-man we mean sexually selfish a-hole ... and any show of sensitivity or affection, if not seen as weakness or "passivity", has to be behind closed doors ...the manly man who is always in control and the submissive female wifey waiting to be used & dominated ... so you play the game if you want to get laid
If you're a butch bottom, hung or not, also a good chance you'll have your fill of men-no pun intended-as long as you have the bubble butt ... . A plus if you're a submissive ... and then you definitely have the wining ticket.
Then comes the body ... the 5-days a week gym body will get you a line at the door, particularly in NYC, top or bottom ... anything other than that, and you have to go into the more rough and scruff niche -- the specialty groups-- bears, cubs, otters, and the rest of the fauna ... I'm not familiar with all the vocabulary.
If you get past the physical stereotypes, and the role play, then comes the emotional maturity issue ...wait for my next episode--the uncut version of the gay mating ...
In the meantime men, go kiss some frogs ...